Being Nigerian

I'm sure I've been to the hospital more than  50 times in this my life time , more than half is for malaria treatment . The worse part is that those nurses have no chill when giving injection , they'll just carry their stone cold faces and stab the injection into your soul . Like!!!!  😨😨. 

YES , that's almost the story of almost every Nigerian especially during childhood days . Those days when I got special treatment when I was sick , they'd buy me the world , yet I won't be able to eat up to half . On occasions when I did,  I'd throw everything up some minutes after . SSS, salt sugar solution , purge on baby you'll drink up the whole flask like its your birthday 😭😭.

I remember when my mum wanted me to have just female friends, if she heard me mention male friends , issawar people 😭😭😭. She went on and on about how boys will try and try using lines like , you neck is as long as Nefertiti's neck 😂😂😂 . Once I was about to get done with university , all I kept hearing was "when you get to your husband's house , your mother in-law, you'll soon get married . like breh , just yesterday you didn't  want me to have male friends , what changed ?

Going out was another issue in my house growing up , especially with my mum 😢😢. Whenever I plan to go out , there will a need to cook major soup and I'd have to stay back . There this day I went out  anyways , the next day , my mum already studied me and brought out about 5 symptoms of pregnancy and suggested that I run a test 😭😭. She's like ,  EK! you're a lot fairer , you've been eating a lot , sleeping a lot and so on . this was the day after I went out without her consent . 😦😦

Ek , where is that dress I got for you , you're not wearing it , bring it let me give it to someone that will wear it 😣😣 or when I was a lot younger , when it was summer holiday , she would ask for the pencil she bought for me in first term 😥😥. How deep is that ?
I'd out on an outfit my mum doesn't like and I'm not leaving the house like that cause my mum's facial expressions alone can ruin that outing 😱😱.

You misplaced something or spoilt something in the house , get ready to be taunted with it all the days of your life till eternity 😖😖. This is how its always goes " that's how you ....... 😬😦😦.

In all these , being Nigerian isn't the best but I mean it hasn't actually been so bad either ways . 
  What's your story about being Nigerian , let's start a trend people .

Part 2 ( Being Nigerian ) comes out soonest !!!